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Mac Bashing
We're having issues with the Mac computers on our network today, as we often do. That we are using nothing but "trial" software and have not one person in the office that knows the first thing about Mac maintanence doesn't help. And of course, they're Macs, so they're going to have problems no matter what you do. I've got a moment or two to kill here, and I'm in a particularly curmudgeony mood, so I'm going to take it out on Apple. Don't take this personally.
So, what is it with Mac people anyway? What chemical imbalance causes them to spend small fortunes on mediocre computers that have all the stability of a Windows 95 machine? What crippling childhood trauma has forced them to accept the multiple system crashes and time wasting restarts as a normal part of their everyday computing experience? What vital information am I missing that prevents me from appreciating how computers that are slower and have only a fraction of the software options available to Windows users are somehow worth twice the price?
Yes, they look nice when they're not turned on. Reminds me of a girl whose primary requirement in shopping for a new phone is that it should look cute.
So I've got a bottle of Solid vodka to give away to the first person to convince me in the comments below that I'm being unfair and have got it all wrong. And when we don't get any winners on that, I'll give it instead to the best photo entry of you posing next to your mac. Send it to iluvmymac@enjoyclassifieds.com. And please, keep it clean. I've already banned francavilla for his penis exhibition in the personals today, and I'm not sure I can take much more of that.