130 Funny Travel Quotes to help you relax on the trip

Everybody loves to travel. It could be a lot of fun to experience different views with different people. Today we going to share with you 130 of my favorite funny travel quotes.

Whether you’re sharing your recent trip photos, or are having a bad day on your travels, sometimes it’s just good to laugh about things! We all know travel can sometimes be challenging and frustrating.

A little quote or laugh can really brighten up a bad day, so I hope these inspire a change in your mood today. Feel free to use these quotes to inspire your next Instagram or Pinterest post!

1, Before traveling, lay out your clothes and your money. Then take half the clothes and twice the money.

2, My parents complain I travel too much. I mean, I could be a drug addict. Do they know how lucky they are?

3, I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage!

4, I need a vacation so long, I forget all of my passwords!

5, I only travel so I don’t run out of dinner party conversation topics!

6, I googled my symptoms. It turns out I just need a vacation.

7, My favorite memory from my childhood is my parents paying for my vacations!

8, I need a vacation for six months long, twice a year!

9, Don’t worry about the world ending today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia!

10, It’s bad manners to keep a vacation waiting!

11, It’s why suitcases are made with wheels now.

12, Yesterday I did nothing. So today I’m finishing what I did yesterday.

13, The summer should get a speeding ticket.

14, Traveling leaves you speechless, then turns you into a storyteller.

15, A hangover suggests a great night out. Jet lag suggests a great adventure.

16, If you look like your passport picture, you probably need that trip!

17, Me: I want to travel. Quarantine: Where? To the kitchen?

18, Vacation calories don’t count? Am I right?

19, Life is not a fairy-tale. If you lose your shoes at midnight, you’re drunk!

20, Girls no longer wait for their prince to come. They pack their suitcase and travel the world!

21, Friends are having babies, and I’m asking: What country am I going to next?

22, Most things in life that people are worried about, never happen anyway!

23, If you are upset about something, just think about a T-Rex trying to drink a martini!

24, If life knocks you down, roll over and look up at the stars!

25, There should be sympathy cards made for people who have to go back to work after a vacation!

26, I’ve got 99 problems. But I’m on my vacation and ignoring all of them!

27, Jet lag is for amateurs!

28, A change of latitude would help my attitude!

29, The only BS I need in my life is Beach and Sunshine!

30, I’m pretty sure my birthstone is a seashell.

31, I followed my heart and it led me to the airport.

32, I wish travel therapy was covered by my health insurance.

33, Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.

34, You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy plane tickets, which is pretty much the same thing!

35, There are seven days in a week. Someday isn’t one of them.

36, Noun: The Fear of not having any trips currently booked.

37, All you need is love and a passport!

38, Yeah, working is great. But have you tried traveling?

39, I thought I wanted a career. Turns out I just wanted a paycheck to buy plane tickets!

40, You can’t make everyone happy. You aren’t a plane ticket!

41, I could totally give up travel. But I’m not a quitter!

42, Relationship status: In a relationship with my passport.

43, Ironing boards are surfboards that gave up on their dreams and got a boring job. Don’t be an ironing board.

44, Running to the gate is my cardio.

45, Isn’t it amazing how much stuff we get done the day before vacation?

46, If you had to choose between finding true love and traveling, which country would you visit first?

47, Birds literally just eat, travel, and shit on things they don’t like. That’s the lifestyle I’m striving for!

48, Everybody should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach drinking a beer!

49, You’ve never felt true fear until your passport isn’t where you think you left it!

50, Work Tip: Stand Up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.

51, If airplane tickets were free, you’d never see me again!

52, I’m a travel addict on the road to recovery. Just kidding, I’m heading to the airport.

53, The Beach: where doing absolutely nothing is doing something.

54, Travel may not always be the answer, but maybe we should check just in case.

55, I love those days when my only decision is window or aisle.

56, I wish that road trips could pay my bills!

57, Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.

58, My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry!

59, Physically I’m here. Mentally I’m by a pool in Mexico ordering my third mojito.

60, I need a vacation. And by vacation I mean I need to move away and find a new job on a beach.

61, Aim High. Fly Higher.

62, Work hard. Travel harder!

63, Live a life you don’t need a vacation from!

64, A plane ticket is an answer. Who cares what the question is!

65, Every weekend should be a three-day weekend!

66, I feel like most of my problems could be solved with a trip to… well, anywhere!

67, I get emotionally attached to the cars ahead of me on road trips.

68, If anyone is gift shopping for me, I’m a size window seat in plane tickets.

69, I wish I was a postcard. For under a dollar, I could travel anywhere in the world.

70, Jobs fill your pocket. Adventures fill your soul.

71, Education is important. But travel is important!

72, I’m getting tired of waking up and not being at the beach!

73, Don’t blame your vacation. You were already overweight in August!

74, The balance in your life is more important than the balance of your bank account.

75, Focus on yourself. Don’t get lost in other people.

76, Reality called, so I hung up!

77, Me thinking about how many flights I would book for the cost of the new iPhone!

78, Bank account nice and empty. Starting the year on a clean slate!

79, It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit anymore!

80, Some people spend their life looking for the one. I’m just searching for one good travel deal!

81, happiness is… packing for an adventure somewhere far away.

82, For a minute there, I lost myself.

83, Packs two hours before leaving for a trip. Unpacks three months after returning home.

84, Sometimes the best therapy is a long drive and music.

85, Cupcakes are muffins that believed in miracles.

86, Life is short. Call in sick and book that last-minute flight!

87, You won’t get the holiday blues if you just keep traveling!

88, Airplane travel is nature’s way of making you look like your passport photo!

89, Me: I want to travel the world. Bank Balance: LOL.

90, I heard an airplane passing overhead. I wished I was on it!

91, I see you too like to buy plane tickets before getting your leave approved. I too like to live dangerously!

92, Can we just skip to the part in my life where I travel the world?

93, High five if you don’t know what you are doing with your life, and just want to travel the world!

94, A tourist is someone who drives thousands of miles, just to get a photo in front of his car!

95, “Be Strong”. I whispered to my Wi-Fi signal.

96, Go to work. Open computer. Scroll the internet for plane tickets for six hours. Close the computer. Go home.

97, Vegas is always a bad idea!

98, A coconut a day keeps the doctor away!

99, Stuck somewhere between I need to save, and you only live once!

100, A passport holder is a great idea until you get to the airport and have to remove it four billion times.

101, What’s the medical condition called where you constantly need to have your next trip booked?

102, I always like to go to Washington DC. It gives me a chance to visit my money!

103, The worst thing about vacation… traveling home!

104, My bank balance is a constant reminder that I’m safe from identity theft.

105, I want someone who looks at me the way I look at a travel magazine!

106, I need vitamin SEA!

107, We are all time travelers moving at the speed of 60 minutes per hour!

108, Airports: the only place where drinking at 8 AM is socially acceptable!

109, In desperate need of a full body massage, 4 days of sleep, and a ticket to Mexico!

110, I travel a lot. I hate having my life disrupted by routine.

111, I’ve got a crush on the world!

112, I love my job. Only when I’m on vacation!

113, This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass!

114, You know you’re an adult when you just get excited to go home!

115, Stupidity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some of them even look like people!

116, Laughter is like a windshield wiper. It doesn’t stop the rain, but allows us to keep going!

117, By 35, if I’m not engaged or married, I declare myself the aunt who’s always traveling!

118, Skiing. It’s not just a sport, it’s a lifestyle!

119, That moment when boarding is complete. And the seat next to you is empty!

120, Going on a trip. I need about 5 outfits. Packed 25 to be safe!

121, Have you ever stopped to think: maybe travel is addicted to me?

122, A good friend will visit you in jail. A best friend will set next to you and say‘that was fun!’

123, I wish my bank account refilled as quickly as my laundry basket!

124, I can’t afford a vacation. So I’m just going to drink until I don’t know where I am!

125, “How many days until my next vacation?” Said every teacher ever.

126, A cloudy day at the beach is still a day at the beach!

127, Why don’t aliens visit our planet? Terrible ratings – one star!

128, I tried to sue the airline for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case.

129, I’ve finally told my suitcases we won’t be going on vacation this year. Now I’m dealing with emotional baggage.

130, Did you hear about the pilot who decided to cook whilst flying? It was a recipe for disaster!

I hope this collection of funny travel quotes have helped you relax and put things into perspective today. Remember tomorrow is a new day, and when you are traveling you sometimes just have to go with the flow. Life is an adventure, so make the most of every day and the world you are getting to explore!